He’s done it many times before
"it's wireless" okay well i wish it was wireful
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
How Far From London Can You Get By Train In 12 Hours
Slime mold looking for more nutrients
Slime mold escaping London in 12 hours
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!
Best of both worlds
corrucyst with comically large bite taken out of it while moth stares at interloper whose mouth is stained magenta
184. i think we need to get you to a hospital or a vet or something
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...