tanoraqui:

adulthoodisokay:

weiwei-uplink:

archaicfirehydrants:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

little-tornad0:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

weedpoop:

they dont even know the ā€œi can excuse racismā€ and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

This show was so fucking unhinged it was one of the best tv shows of all time

#itā€™s also got ā€œthatā€™s racist. ā€¦ thatā€™s racist. ā€¦ thatā€™s gay? ā€¦ thatā€™s racist.ā€#community

Isnā€™t this the show with the blindfolded air conditioning assembly? And the Room Temperature Room?

And itā€™s SO normal

@weiwei-uplink community mention! ! ! !

I FUCKING LOVE COMMUNITY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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the room temperature room clip is what first got me to watch it

Also the source of one of Tumblrā€™s holidays ^

#ā€˜this is the darkest timelineā€™ entered the cultural lexicon because of Community#'i hope this doesnā€™t awaken something in meā€™ also from community#that gif of the devil with a chainsaw saying 'GAY MARRIAGEā€™ also from community#MILES MORALES exists (more indirectly) because of Community (@shmreduplication)

Darkest Timeline (which IS the 'guy walking in with pizzaā€™ timeline!)

ā€œThis better not awaken anything in meā€

ā€œGAY MARRIAGE!ā€

Community -> Miles Morales

(via thesixthstar)

tarragonthedragon:

ghost stories are alarmingly easy to spread tbh

when I was like ten I was walking back from the chip shop near my gran’s house with a neighbour and we took a short cut down an alley which was enclosed by garages except for one part which was wire fenced and led to the electricity shack

and while I was walking I chucked a chip over the fence. the girl walking with me, C, reasonably asks why I did that

“oh, don’t you know?” I say, as if I’m not equally out of my own loop

she shakes her head. the enclosed alleyway has no streetlights. it’s after dark. the shack is isolated in the distance.

“a little girl who lived up on the court climbed the fence once on a dare. she went up to the shack and touched it, but there was a wire sticking out, and when she touched it, she got electrocuted and died, right there. if you come back in the daylight, you can still see the black mark.”

[editor’s note: the court was the smaller road off the side of the crescent, which was the one C’s family and my gran lived on. the houses there were slightly more expensive and newer, almost all occupied by wealthy commuters to the city, where most of the crescent houses were occupied by retirees and locals who worked on the trading estate. naturally, crescent kids hated the court. houses there got bricked about once a month.]

“no she didn’t,” C says

I made up this story for absolutely no reason and with no plan, but I’m not gonna back down now. “sure she did. and if you go past on your way back from the shops and you don’t leave her an offering, she’ll follow you home through the streetlights. one flickers behind you, then the next, then the next, until you get home. and then the lights start to flicker inside the house. even if you turn out all the electrics before bed, it’ll be too late. she’s inside. and you’ll wake up on the night and see her, and she’ll be so awful to see it’ll stop your heart.”

[editor’s note: the streetlights always flickered. this was because our neighbour monkey george kept setting the junction boxes on fire]

“I never did before and she never followed me home!”

“do you come down the alley after dark? or do you take the main road with the streetlights?” I knew she didn’t use the shortcut, because I’d been the one to talk her into it that night. she was three years younger than me and scared of the dark.

C claims not to believe me, but she throws a chip over the fence too, and walks the rest of the way looking over her shoulder. I get to pride myself for the night on being good at scary stories, and don’t think much more about it.

fast forward six or seven years. I’m back in town. I’m on my way back from the chip shop, taking the same shortcut home. ahead of me on the road are a couple of kids I vaguely recognise as old playmates’ younger siblings.

they stop, and I watch one fish out three sweeties from the pack they’re sharing. they take one each and throw them over the fence. they carry on walking.

I realise that this is probably my fault, as are any resulting pest control issues around the old electricity shack.

when I get to the fence, I throw a chip over.

(via chickensgod)

holyknuckled:

lintubintu:

copepods:

copepods:

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and thereā€™s a slug on their plant and so youā€™re like ā€œOh haha youā€™ve got a friend there let me get that for youā€ and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is ā€œwould you like this free slug with your purchaseā€

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

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yeah, Exactly like that

(via chickensgod)

weaselle:

anarchistmemecollective:

animentality:

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#to be honest i dont even know if i want businesses to be run like businessesALT

iā€™ve said it before and iā€™ll say it again: what we want is for these things to be run like a HOUSEHOLDā€¦ a home. A household still has a budget and an income and resources to manage; all the moving parts are the same but the focus is different.

a business will let every person in it die a terrible death if it makes the business profit. A household will spend itā€™s last dollar to keep the people in it safe and healthy.

A household will use money as a resource to add value to the lives of the people in the household. A business will use people as a resource to add monetary value to the business

We donā€™t want a government run like a business, we want a country run like a household. Because we live here.

(via the-storming-sea)

pezpenser205:

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

(via captainclickycat)

rosstmcd:

shofarsogood:

biglawbear:

tepkunset:

incognitopolls:

Would you consider someone who makes $65,000 USD per year to be rich?

Yes

No

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

Who the fuck is voting no and can you please give me your money? Sincerely someone who makes about $17,000 a year

Someone who makes $65k may not be “as poor” as someone who makes $17k a year but that doesn’t make them rich. You’re both still pretty damn poor.

They’re only making about $31 an hour. This is how much my mom makes as a nurse, an “essential worker.”

She has just enough money to pay her bills. She lives in a tiny, crappy house. Her car is ancient and falling apart. She doesn’t have enough money to pay for all the healthcare she needs, including $20,000 of dental work she can never afford.

When I lived with her and she was a single mom, we could never afford the doctor and could barely afford food sometimes.

She will never be able to retire.

How tf do you think that is rich?

Frankly, my mom is still poor.

Your enemy isn’t the person makes $65,000, or even some doctor or lawyer making $165,000. It’s the people making billions off of everyone else’s labor.

You can’t eat the rich if you think every single person making more money than you is rich.

The working class is incredibly large. It’s hard to survive on $65k and harder to survive on $17k. Neither one is comfortable.

The definition I tend to use is: if you lost your job and couldn’t get another, are you fucked? If the answer is yes, you’re not rich. Even if it’s “I could last for several months on savings and whatnot, but yeah, after that I’d be fucked.”

Rich people may have jobs and salaries, but they aren’t dependent on them. “Rich” means you own things that make enough money by themselves that you don’t have to have a job if you don’t want to.

A pithy way to put it is: well-off people own things that cost a lot of money. Rich people own things that make a lot of money.

(via catladyiswatching)

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I’m writing for people who know what I’m talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

(via memorizingthedigitsofpi)

mylessfunkytmblrprofile:

zenosanalytic:

thomrainierskies:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

(via susiephone)

jackalovski:

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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesnā€™t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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