subuwu-dyke:

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

amygdalae:

just drank two waters #waters

townhulls:

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

errorschacha:

New app idea: HeliKNo. It tells you why helicopters are currently circling in your area and if enough users click “Not a Good Enough Reason” they’re forced to land.

politicalblade:

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

dandylion-s:

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.

louisegluckpdf:

hate when people are like “trust your gut! listen to your intuition!” like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

heterosexualnfl:

heterosexualnfl:

what’s your “if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs” thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

otthonzulles:

hekiqoo:

The Journey Begins Here

ここから始まる

Vámosgyörk

semifontos:

Hungarians, you have the ability to do the funniest thing ever while that fucker is giving speech at múzeum tér