the fresh witch of blair

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

When I sense a sex scene is about to happen in a piece of media I start punching the tv screen either until it’s dead or until the horrific images cannot be seen under my blood

your email has found me on the fucking brink

what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply