angelfishcake:

homoquartz:

yeah yeah everyone wants fangs and wings. pick a weird animal adaptation to magically develop instead

the ability to shoot blood out of your eye

the ability to eject your guts and emit a convincing reek of death

a symbiotic partner species that rides on your head and eats your lice

a pincer that can fire off a bubble of air fast enough to shatter glass

a tongue that can wrap all the way around your head

a supernaturally acute nose comprised of a star-like cluster of sense organs

a rock-hard shell, fused to your spine

saliva so chock full of toxic bacteria that your bite is reliably fatal

nictitating membranes in your eyes

the ability to produce clone offspring

a velcro-like texture on your feet, allowing you to scale vertical walls

a bite force of 1,800 psi with a jaw to match

Not me gimme that 1800 psi bite force

supreme-leader-stoat:

behindnightmaresanddreams:

caltracat:

loumandliker:

loumandliker:

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google “Boston Tea Party” for more

sdv-polls:

smash or pass: SHANE

smash

pass

mysoulspiralbound:

fasciation-fascination:

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. chess dimension ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛

i love how horribly lined up this is on mobile

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Here, now your bishops won’t wind up horribly lost and your knights won’t have anxiety

batter-sempai:

thethirdcircle:

bordermatecrinkles:

robb-the-reaver:

hardstoplucas1:

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

omgsen:

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it.

avernusreject:

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

computer-girlfriend:

sp8sexual:

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

puff-world:

saintofpride201:

spartanlocke:

antikate:

Current mood

mood. and alternatively: 

I raise you:

captainamericanidi0t:

reblog to send your followers good vibes and big hugs

ceescedasticity:

bogleech:

targetedknowledge:

My pareidolia is so strong I immediately saw a tall figure in a blue and white robe or gown BEFORE I scrolled to see that OP also had and drew it. Or are we not outliers and everybody else sees it.

At first glance I thought it was a sculpture. At second glance I thought it was a sculpture in a really weird place. I scrolled down and wondered why someone had drawn the sculpture of a figure as a figure, then I scrolled back up and realized ‘debris’.

kahellelikha:

I don’t have money to buy merch from artist alleys currently but i really wanted an Alex charm for my bag, so i made this! I’m considering making all the marriageables but it’ll take a while 🥹

im gonna make my own keychain strap with chunky beads and his name in it! 🫡

rolodextra:

energywine:

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

everythingfox:

She’s like Sonic

serendipityinkart:

Lovely artists I referenced when drawing Vincent - @loopenbumble (Tumblr), @fenfeli (Tumblr), @clarisinne (Tumblr), @oekaki-chan (Tumblr), u/Ruka_Bravo (Reddit), @aeong55 (Twitter), @summertime86238 (Twitter).