I enjoy the idea of how ready Luigi would be if someone severely hurts his brother and he will not be terrified at all in fact be driven to seriously hurt.
(My devious mind kinda likes to think Mario would have to be the one to get Luigi to stop if he ever gets to a snapping point.)
Just don’t fuck with Luigi’s brother and you’ll live basically :3
please be an april fools joke and not a real ui change please be an april fools joke and not a real ui change
PLEASE BE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND NOT A REAL UI CHANGE
please be an april fools joke and not a real ui change please be an april fools joke and not a real ui change
thinking about super paper mario again and how absolutely nothing that happened to luigi in that game could’ve been averted by anything he did. none of it happened due to mistakes on his part.
he made the chaos heart blow up, sure, but there was no way he could know that would happen, and it probably was about to anyway. even if it didn’t, bleck and nastasia would already know his significance and are both more than capable of oneshotting him once they realized who he was. if anything it bought him a few extra chapters.
nastasia or one of her minions was going to find him in the castle eventually regardless of what he did, and then he’d have been cooked either way. not to mention everything that happens afterwards.
mario, at least, he’s the prophecy guy. the story may not be about him, but it could never have happened without him. luigi’s a ball of tissue paper in a hurricane. the last point in the game he had any agency was before the title screen; the rest of the time, he either can’t stop what’s happening or has his agency literally forcibly removed
because something decided this poor schmuck was, quite literally, the unluckiest guy in the entire multiverse
