i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

the circlegirl i pulled cos of my sinful tan ☀️ whatever this is nothing. this is less than nothing. theyre actually going to slaughter me over this one. thats what theyre saying. help me eacape by matching three cherries? 🍒🍒🍓 god fucking dammit. youre useless

one of the kids woke up from nap furious to be awake screaming crying carrying on and she did this all through everyone else getting up and eating snack no matter what we did and REFUSED to leave the block center (where her cot goes when she naps) and finally another girl just sat down and started calmly methodically stacking blocks around her. montresored her

On Instagram Florence posted a series of photos starting with a picture of Saint Agatha with her face smudged out. The 8th photo is a video on her account that has layers of women screaming. Are these hints of what FATM 6 will be? 👀

I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay