ATTENTION
For the time being, I will not be taking any more commissions.
Thank you for your understanding.
Are you meaningfully contributing to the discourse, or are you just being a pedantic asshat? Hm? Well?
if we're pitching fantasy muppet adaptations, i want to pitch miss piggy as the starring role in a muppet remake of the 1973 vincent price horror film Theater of Blood, where price is a critically derided shakespearean acTOR who kills all his major critics in increasingly baroque ways. think queer saw if jigsaw was a bitchy shakespearean ham instead of a pop psychologist.
kermit can play the diana rigg role, all the muppets can play the critics, the only human characters can be the baffled cops, it'd be great
Ooh, Kermit in drag.
how do people work on one knitting project for months and months? i’ve been working on this blanket since the beginning of february and i’ve still got a skein to go and i’m chomping at the bit to do anything else
it’s a good thing we live in a warm climate because blankets are too slow to be my jam
I think folks just have multiple projects going at once that they can bounce between.
Nazi Punch of the Day: Lion Edition.
In 2014, Nazi activist and former police chief Justo José Mira Pay climbed into the lion enclosure at the Barcelona Zoo.
Nazi mauled by lions? Hakuna matata.
i don't generally have an opinion on what people ship because what do i care how you smash your dolls together but it is very funny when people ship laios and marcille, like, marcille is so completely single-target on fallin, you're really just pairing her with the nearest blonde white guy, huh
It’s the ones shipping her with Chilchuck that give me an extra second of pause.