toskarin:

toskarin:

rantsofabookworm:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I’ve been using to get let’s just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it’s cold outside

to be honest with you it’s swollen as fuck and that’s why I’m rocking with it

what the fuck

the concept of moé comes strongly into play with this whole sordid affair I’ll admit

I’m not in danger, I can skilfully juggle it on my knees and such

fragranticareviewers:

wiremotherofficial:

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate

clairestrogen:

Love is in the world

theinfiknight:

only-cat-memes:

steakosaur:

ariadne-mouse:

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what’s that you’ve got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

guysonroblox:

pretzelbros:

francisforever2014:

i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

sturgeonposting:

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?