my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.
"b...ble-bloo-blorbo?"
"like- your favorite character of all time. that's your blorbo"
"hm. i guess wiley coyote is my blorbo."
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
BECOMING EDEN [It's Me I'm Trees] PDF
I am absolutely delighted to announce that the wonderful @vash-in-the-void has done the impossible and formatted Becoming Eden [it's me I'm trees] for PDF! I am forever in your debt!!
What these pdf documents are for?
1. Your personal downloading and archiving desires!
As you may be aware the ao3 download for the fic is mostly illegible due to the amount of formatting involved. I intend to keep this document archived on google drive for as long as that is possible. The pdf marked with an e is best suited for ereaders and computer reading, it has links intact.
2. For your personal printing and archiving desires!
The pdfs marked with a P are for printing and you have my full permission and blessing to bind this fic if you so choose. Please remember that selling bound fic is a copyright no no under the law, both against me and the parent IP. Gifts and trades are always okay tho!
Accessibility note:
I do not believe that this pdf is screen reader friendly, however please catch @neosatsuma 's terrific pod fic for all your audiobook needs!
This pdf version also includes some of my sketches as well as amazing art by: @maz737 @bumblingdragon @frogenthusiasttsist @ghostiezone @snakegentleman @neosatsuma @needle-noggins @vash-in-the-voidoid THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
There is further Becoming Eden fic art not included here as I did not want to give too many spoilers for the whole damn forest...
Special thanks to @valorsometimes who made the HTML of this story possible at all, thank you for enabling me!
April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
how come you'll say tragedy is your favorite genre and then 100 thousand million people will be like "you should check out this adaptation of this famous tragedy but the twist is there's a happy ending this time." GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody ever tells me to check out a Hamlet adaptation where things go even worse for him
Hamlet but he slept weird and is neck hurts a little bit through the whole play
honestly I think everyone should just play Hamlet this way anyway. he should have a tension migraine
[ID: a pixelated image of a little quadruped with small ears and a tail that is crying and covered in mushy tomatoes.
Second image: four little illustrations of the creature. The creature being bathed (with a sad expression), bundled up in a blanket (still sad), held in arms (eyes closed and smiling), and standing there with big wet eyes but a smile with flowers floating next to it. / end ID.]