Turning 40 meme

» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

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Sometimes the thought doesn’t translate into the words to type out, so we offer you this collection of funny, gender-specific, and quotable birthday wordings to send that perfect 40th birthday tiding.

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Funniest 40th birthday quotes will tickle funny bone and keep the laughs coming all day. They say life begins at 40, and what better way to celebrate on this exciting milestone than with a hearty dose of laughter? Turning 40 is a reminder that life is a gift, and getting older is something to cherish with a smile. Whether you’re looking for funny wishes in a birthday card, a speech, or just to make someone’s day, hilarious birthday jokes and one-liners are guaranteed to make everyone laugh.