i guess i'm a xiaolin showdown blog again

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Hello! I’m Nacho/Noa, welcome to blog. Pronouns are he/they and I’m over 30. I don’t have a DNI/DNF, use your own judgment, but don’t recommend following me if you’re a minor because this is a personal blog and I do sometimes post about adult things like taxes and bills and sex. I’m a Tumblr Old and have been on this hellsite since 2011, though I’ve left and come back a few times.

I’m not active in any fandoms but have a wide range of interests including animation, videos game, marine biology, dropout, and dad jokes, so you’ll probably see a mixture of that on the blog. I also have a Xiaolin Showdown AU fanfiction I’ve been working on since 2015 that has its own blog here.

Anything I post is cool to reblog if reblogs are enabled. Sometimes I’ll tag things “ok to reblog” if I want to make that extra clear.

If you’re sad, I have a tag for things that make me smile. If you want to know more about me, I have a tag for that too.

If you’re here because of the orca hysterectomy post and want to know how I’m healing up, I am doing great! Thanks for checking <3

Also no, Shamu’s hysterectomy did not violate tumblr guidelines. If you saw the version of the post with the removed image, it was removed because I asked tumblr to remove it. It took them three weeks to do it and I don’t know why they decided to slap it with the “content removed” graphic instead of using the image I gave them to replace it, but whatever.

anyway byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee enjoy blog

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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

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Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

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