Yesterday i was Walking in a circle in a alley way around some trash cans. I hesrd a lazer noise come out of the trash can. No one ever told me that a rat could commit FM synthesis, but they can now. I discovered a new stage of evolution in the alley. This new species of Rat, I will name it “ARTHURS HI HAT” … Because they sound like a hi hat, and they are very fine like a nice person named Arthur.

It took only 2 peanuts to befriend these lovely beings. They sounded like lazers