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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

Im looking forward to watching you all lose your minds /genuine

[Image description: Image 1: Screencaps of comedian Hannibal Buress performing a routine. The captions have been edited to read "but I was so caught up in the euphoria of chikorita having fairy moves, that for a moment I lived in a world where the tumblr version of a horny nuclear bomb hadn't gone off."

Image 2: Offical art of A Z from Pokemon Z-A. He's sitting in a small red chair, leaning on a cane, and smiling at his Eternal Flower Floette. He is tall, skinny, and has pale skin and long white hair. He wears a patchwork suit, made up of black, green, and striped orange fabric. He wears a white brace on his left knee, and brown shoes with silver clips on them. End description.]

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black tabby with high white spotting

small car*

buy that transgender woman a large cut of high quality fresh farm-grown salmon from the store

uoy should do that i want salmon

You cannot just leave this gem in the tags

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

The etymology of the word “sinister” having Latin roots that just mean “on the left” is easily up there with the origin of “bad”

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

actually no Ruby and the Tumblr logo are locked in a room first comment I. see is what happens

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

and infinite estrogen. fuckming magical girl-ify me

If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.

If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.

If you’re in the US the list is endless.

If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.

If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?

If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk

Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again

Don’t get me wrong I love a fandom wank as much as anyone but perhaps you can take an iota of the energy you’re spending on that and put it towards making sure your elected representatives hear from you on a regular basis

Honestly this seems like a legit mental health emotional de-escalation strategy. New grounding technique just dropped and it's going to revolutionize the world at the rate I see bad takes as a regular tag scroller

hey make sure to call them too because they can just ignore an email but if you call them they have to write everything down

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Thats literally how mythology happens btw

Thats literally

how mythology happens

btw

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Okay another post made me think of this but