women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

two men having sex with each other is feminist bc they’re leaving women alone for once & that’s why fujoshis exist yknow

Good morning tumblr where is my silly little prank

bolcked. unfallowed.

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y’all romanticize pregnancy too much we need more fics about postpartum psychosis. And abortion as well

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Warner Bros has completed the sale for their previously shelved Coyote Vs Acme movie.

Ketchup Entertainment today confirmed their completed deal for worldwide rights to the live-action/animated hybrid film that brings Looney Tunes character Wile E. Coyote to the big screen. We had the deal pegged in the $50M range and the film is expected to get a theatrical release in 2026.

Gareth West, CEO of Ketchup Entertainment, said today: “We’re thrilled to have made a deal with Warner Bros. Pictures to bring this film to audiences worldwide. Coyote Vs Acme is a perfect blend of nostalgia and modern storytelling, capturing the essence of the beloved Looney Tunes characters while introducing them to a new generation. We believe it will resonate with both longtime fans and newcomers alike.”

Good news on ‘The Day the Earth Blew Up’, actually—as of March 30th, 2025, it’s made just over $10 million at the box office. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot, but for a movie made on a $15 million dollar budget with almost no marketing beyond word of mouth, managing to make almost 70% of its budget back in theaters is HUGE.

(Also, if you’re in the US, take a moment to preorder a DVD or Blu-Ray copy of the movie over on Critic’s Choice Video, ccvideo.com

That way, you not only get a physical tangible hold-in-your-hands copy of the movie that Warner Bros can’t delete on a whim, but you can also do it without giving money to Amazon! Win-win!)

Can't believe NaNoWriMo just did this, but literally.

i miss her (dashboard unfucker)

i miss her too, nameless stranger

they fucking killed me. they erased me

Good news! It's now a Firefox extension, and the latest tumblr web UI update is already unscrongled.

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