he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

• the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
• calling any founding father a slut
• the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  
• that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
• Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
• 210 slutty, slutty years
• the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  
• the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
• i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
• His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
• i barely know who alexander hamilton is
  

date of origin: 2014

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

LMM saw this post and it inspired him to write the Hamilton musical.

Holy shit it’s the original

210 Slutty slutty years