zwamboobs:

Don’t flirt with me unless you’re trying to get married & have kids.

yearningforloveclub:

bro stop glowing pink in the night youre scaring all the hoes 

strawberry4milk:

peach jam/orange jam/apple jam

introvertunites:

me: the weather is gorgeous today!
person: it’s storming???
me: yes

lyjerria:

everyone has heard this but not everyone understands so I’m gonna say it again and a little differently, how a person chooses to treat you is not a reflection of your worth or character, it’s a reflection of their issues and their choice to not handle them in a healthy, proper way…which is not your damn problem