wizard-council-bureaucrat:

gomezaddamsofficial:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

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samreich:

every SINGLE platform

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yuttikkele:

self-made-purgatories:

yuttikkele:

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

op’s tags:

comments:

I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

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hoodiedeer:

hoodiedeer:

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

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aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

Never coming out to my mom as aroace but telling her I don’t like cake is just about the same experience

“but everyone likes cake”

I don’t

“you’ve had cake before”

Didn’t like it

“but there’s that one cake you like”

It’s just the one cake I’m willing to eat if I have to eat cake but I could do without it

“how can you not like cake”

Hate the textures and the taste is overwhelming. I like other sweets but not cake

“but cake is so good”

I still don’t like it

“you haven’t tried every type of cake”

I don’t want to because I don’t like the concept

Anyways my best friend once brought up ice cream cake when I said I don’t like cake and my response to that is

That’s not cake, that’s ice cream. It’s cake shaped ice cream. It looks like a cake but it’s ice cream. I guess that’s what our relationship is. Ice cream that looks like cake and everyone says there’s cake but you and I both know there is no fucking cake it’s a goddamn ice cream served in some fancy unconventional manner it’s ice cream and anyone who tries to tell me that it’s cake is a dumbass

Anyways I told my mom I don’t want cake for my next birthday

That part is unrelated to my sexual orientation

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mikimuun:

he’s doing great

dogheadhermitsshed:

dogheadhermitsshed:

miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman

enjoy some aspects of masculinity enjoy some aspects of femininity but i really don’t want to be any of this shit

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fatfemmefreaquency:

immortalbeingz:

ALT

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obsessivejelbear22:

gwinnetts-archive:

starrytrack:

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vincentbriggs:

vincentbriggs:

vincentbriggs:

I put some fairy lights on Mr. Fibreglass, so that’s all my festive decorating done I think.

I don’t know! He never talks about himself!!

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dubiousdisco:

dubiousdisco:

What the fuck is wrong with him 😭

the tags on this post:

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sassyminnesotan:

strongermonster:

me and coworker: okay. we’re getting rid of a ton of old records. they’re sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn’t have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂

him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡

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xaveria:

sodom-hussein:

what are you talking about this is clearly humiliation kink

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the-mad-dame:

saul-tortellini:

saul-tortellini:

snuuufi:

hexaddict:

dragongirlsweetie:

i’m gonna be honest i don’t get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it’s not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

maybe they all hate spike..?

oh my god

oh my god

The Brony to alt-right pipeline is starting to make a little more sense now.

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wholeheartedsuggestions:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

it’s okay to not be okay and still experience happiness

it’s okay to be doing well and still experience bad days

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