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Simping for fictional characters:)

@offtosimpjail

Aries | 22 she/her | being a simp is my full time job.

she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, mouse, Dr. Pepper--"

"Mouse?"

"Mouse it is, then."

"No, that wasn't--"

But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of mouse.

let ace people exist. let aro people exist. let aroace people exist. let alloace people exist. let aroallo people exist.

leave them be if they choose to have sex. leave them be if they choose not to have sex.

leave them be if they choose to have romance. leave them be if they choose not to have romance.

leave them be if they prioritize friendship. leave them be if they do not prioritize friendship.

leave us be, and let us live our lives.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid

none pizza with left beef

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the-chocolate-chip-pancake

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Happy birthday to none pizza left beef

happy (late) birthday to none pizza left beef !!

My favorite thing about Tumblr is just how easy and real the possibility is of finding HUGELY popular posts by just randomly scrolling. I constantly think of this one

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threebigolsausages-deactivated2

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

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fartgallery

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

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Reblogged

I'm starting to get TikToks for Love and Deepspace. Most of the comments are like, "The pipeline of Mystic Messenger to Love and Deep space, real ✊️😔"

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nd-bubblegum

Not to be cringe but *enjoys my interests in a fun, harmless little way that makes me happy*

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

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janeandthehivequeen

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

They’re getting ready for launch!

The launch date was originally scheduled for Oct 10 and has been delayed by Hurricane Milton but they have until Nov 6 to launch it so they’re hoping just for a small delay if everything goes well!

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dosomethingbabesaysomething-dea

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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