I dunno if I wanna pay half a months rent for a game console Nintendo

“This drug has caused irreparable damage to society and needs to be taken off the street. Otherwise, the country will continue to be overrun by passive-aggressive scolds who don’t even need all that goddamn child support.” At press time, Derek Maltz added that mixing up a pitcher of margaritas for the girls should be made a Class B felony punishable by up to 25 years in a federal penitentiary.

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fuck, man, we just have to be open to actually encouraging and rewarding steps towards what we want to see, instead of fucking losing our minds freaking out that the behavior isn't perfect NOW, INSTANTLY. like if you came home excited that you finally got an 80 on a test instead of scraping by in the 60s and you got told WELL IT ISN'T A 100 SO WHAT'S THE POINT? would you even fucking try next time? why do we have to KEEP teaching people that shame is not a fucking motivating emotion. why do we have to claw each other into actual coalition building. while leftists eat each other for not being pure enough, the fascists laugh and close another library/school/government agency

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

in honor of the new tomodachi life announcement here's a dream i had last year

I’ve said it before but the goal should never be “don’t be scared” but to increase your skill at being scared

and I get it, it doesn’t take very long to process and discharge fear that doesn’t actually exist, but that’s very unlikely to happen. what if instead you were really really good at processing and discharging fear that you can competently and skillfully recognize because of all the practice and hard work you’ve put into it.

this interaction killing me

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

@otiksimr

This is a banded palm civet.

They look very anxious.

Unmasked 💻: ‘il computer’ reveals the face behind the screen ➤