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only angel

summary: on paper, you and joshua hong are the perfect rivals, heirs to competing companies, each primed to outshine the other. what a pity you can’t seem to get enough of each other behind closed doors.

⇢ pairing: rich kid!joshua hong x rich kid!fem!reader
⇢ contains: smut (semi-public sex, oral sex, protected sex, fingering, dirty talk, exhibitionism, overstimulation), fluff, rivals to lovers au, friends with benefits au, rich kid au, profanity, implied misogyny, alcohol consumption, the nickname “angel”—please let me know if i’ve missed anything!
⇢ word count: 4.7k
⇢ note: title is taken from harry styles’ only angel.

“I’m just saying, if we want to see other people, we should.”

You roll your eyes. From your position on the bed—curled-up, facing Joshua—he looks sleep-drunk and honey-sweet. You can’t really say that to him without sounding like a sap, so you kiss the corner of his mouth instead. He hums, low and satisfied.

“What was that for?” he asks. “Not that I’m complaining.”

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"I can't..."

1. "...trust you anymore."
2. "...believe you sometimes."
3. "...stop thinking about you."
4. "...think straight."
5. "...be with you right now."
6. "...see where the problem is."
7. "...go on like this."
8. "...seem to understand you."
9. "...figure it out."
10. "...be who you need."
11. "...promise you that."
12. "...love you."
13. "...win."
14. "...stay."
15. "...leave you here."
16. "...listen to you anymore."
17. "...see the issue."
18. "...fail again."
19. "...explain it."
20. "...talk right now."
21. "...imagine myself without you."
22. "...do this anymore."
23. "...be with you tight now."
24. "...lose you again."
25. "...believe another word you say."

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.

If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

Yeah we did and it slapped

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