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Morris [xe/it]

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This is my blog- if you’re coming here expecting someone funny I must warn you that I’m just autistic and deranged. Also the icon and URL are not jokes. I love Club Penguin and old men.

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Important links:

My posts/comments: #morrisounds | #ask morris anything

My art: #morriscribbles | Morriscribbles

My cat: #porkchop | Porky-Paws

My worldbuilding: #oblivion lore | PlanetaryNebula on Toyhou.se | Solraine

Aesthetic sideblog: SpaceDotEXE

Computers sideblog: WIP

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Posted 26 minutes ago with 20775 notes

toskarin:

I have a soft spot for the weird tradition of having the actual artists record gibberish versions of songs for sims soundtracks because it enabled me to do this awful bit where I’d randomly insert a simlish version of a track into a playlist and see how long it took people to ask what the fuck was going on

Posted 1 hour ago with 2 notes

theonimo:

A screenshot from the Wikipedia List of Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles. Text: "3rd world country with a Gucci belt. (Was a redirect to United States.)"ALT

how we feeling today fellas

Posted 1 hour ago with 4960 notes

daughter-heir:

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

Posted 1 hour ago with 194518 notes

ralfmaximus:

impormable:

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

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This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

Posted 1 hour ago with 3758 notes

thermodynamic-comedian:

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Posted 1 hour ago with 3676 notes

etchif:

How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable

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Posted 2 hours ago with 75 notes

unteriors:

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Avenida de la Constitución, Bollullos de la Mitación, Seville, Andalusia.

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