Not bad for a human 🤖 Happy birthday Lance 💖

sighmurderbot:

sighmurderbot:

sighmurderbot:

sighmurderbot:

sighmurderbot:

I like collecting pictures of unsettling signs

More unsettling signs

stjohnstarling:

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

crippled-peeper:

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

you got teleported to the last film you saw, will you survive?

yes

no

*panic screech*

results

mremotionallyavailable:

vitamind20:

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

soup-mother:

I need to remind everyone of the pope score game.

find ur birthday (or the birthday of someone else), open the date without the year on wikipedia and calculate how many popes were born (this adds popes to your score) and how many died (this removes popes).

so like if you were born on the 2nd of Feb 1987 it’d be every 2nd of feb through history not just in 1987

tell me your pope scores in the tags pls (doesn’t need to have birthday)

marthajefferson:

ANDY GARCIA in Jennifer 8 (1992) dir. Bruce Robinson

3000s:

saw is scary as fuck he cut off his foot thats crazy well i wouldnt have done that but more power to him and i hope hes doing well

todaysbat:

Lesser Mouse-tailed Bat

source: alchetron

televisionenjoyer:

televisionenjoyer:

Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

Archive Of Oneself

damejoansutherland:

i’d like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around

afurioushawk:

afurioushawk:

afurioushawk:

Is there enough juice left in Pope Francis for him to shame JD Vance one more time?

We did it, Joe

Thanks for using your very last bit of juice on that, Your Holiness.

pukicho:

Bye cool pope

cuties-in-codices:

dance of death: the pope

miniature from the kasseler totentanz. flanders, c. 1470-85

source: Kassel, LMB, 4° Ms. poet. et roman. 5, fol. 27r