I THINK I MIGHT HAVE PEAKED
(no I’m not serious I’m just so incredibly happy)
currently obsessed by this shot of ray park in full maul makeup and jorts
That should have been canon. Blue Denim blood in in his veins, woah, oh oh, he's a working class Maul
i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr
I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.
I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.
When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.
So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.
The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈
You do W H A T to the fish!?😱😱😱
Separate them by their gendies.
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing
learning new things about the german rail system today
Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think...you might be right
what the fuck
this man talking about the plot of the last unicorn on tiktok and
and it's just ,,,,, this is the plot of popular horror podcast malevolent ,,,, harlan compared season 5 to the last unicorn and i couldn't really see it but,,,, but oh my god he's right
When my brothers were younger I wanted to teach about misogynistic tropes in media without scaring them off by presenting the topic right out the gate as serious and aggressive and intimidating so I pointed out one day that movie dudes usually only ever have three motives- 1. Wife, 2. Daughter, 3. Dog.
And now whenever we watch a movie together and a dude character is about to reveal their angst backstory we take guesses if it’s gonna be 1, 2, or 3.
Which is specifically the most fun to do in bad B-list action movies because you can say “It’s a 1” as it starts and then ten minutes later the ham-fisted Macho Man Tough Guy quietly mentions being married once and you can put your hands in the air and go “AYYY IT WAS 1” like your team just scored a sportsball goal
Truthfully though I think we need more 3’s
4’s and 5’s, even. Maybe even some 6’s
went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
The correction is killing me
Your daily creative pep-talk
The world is frightening?
CREATE ANYWAY.
Corporations are thieves?
CREATE ANYWAY.
You’re unsure you matter?
CREATE ANYWAY. IN SPITE OF. BECAUSE.
i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing
its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
heres another picture of it yelling
fuuuuuck (my friend @ne0nwithazero allowed me to post this)
Sometimes I see people from countries with public healthcare systems post videos that are like “This is the reality of socialized medicine. I had to wait in the ER with my sick baby for 4 hours.” “I had to wait 8 months to see a specialist. That’s egregious.” or “They didn’t have a bed for my loved one in mental health treatment.” and it’s like. Come to America babygirl. You can experience all of this and have your insurance deny it and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for it. Like I know healthcare systems in countries with public health can be bad but when I see someone imply they’re bad because the healthcare is universal, I want to jump through the screen and put my elbow on their throat. “The NHS is deeply flawed, therefore we should abolish it and go back to private healthcare. That will definitely make healthcare in this country better!” I am going to Kill You.
Those aren't unusual wait times for the US? Like, in my area, the rural hospitals are shutting down, so ER wait times routinely run to twelve hours for things that do not involve actual blood coming out of you. Last time I was there, I waited a lot longer than four hours (was never seen, once the fainting spells stopped I said "fuck it," and wandered out) and a man who had been waiting longer than I had was telling the nurse that he was worried because the abdominal pain he had come in for, lower on the right side, was actually subsiding a bit. (For those who don't know, this is a potential sign that his appendix may have ruptured.) He didn't get seen either.
And for specialists, that's a pretty normal wait time to see someone like a rheumatologist? Other specialists can make time for you quicker, especially if it is a matter of potential urgency, but it really depends on the office. You could easily have to drive for an hour. A lot of Americans don't consider this a long trip, just an irritating one, but if you are disabled and have to count on a transport that handles disability to get you to your appointments—well, the one in this area is notoriously late, and will ban customers for disruptive behavior such as asking, "Why is my bus thirty minutes late?"
I don't think anyone anywhere has invented medical care that does away with wait times, inconvenience, and occasional lousy service, is what I'm saying.