hello everyone here from twitter because of a post from 2023 i am a bisexual is this thing on i personally Am a bisexual i am bi my sexuality is bisexual it is important to me that you know this*

* that i am bi

is anybody else constantly cutting the inside of their lip or am i within my rights to get my canines filed down

valtsv:

[trying to insult a person’s dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

valtsv:

[trying to insult a person’s dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

silenthill3:

shakespeares-gm:

“average shakespeare character speaks 3 monologues a play” factoid actualy just statistical error. Monologues Hamlet, whose uncle killed his father and married his mother and delivers over 10,000 each act, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

antimasculist:

antimasculist:

ripped all my bootstraps off im pulling myself up by the g-string these days

why did someone tag this as dean winchester

ask-apollojustice:

generally you shouldn’t write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn’t give the reader a break. that doesn’t apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

depsidase:

let-them-sing-of-others:

i use the terms alas and i fear far too much i fear. but alas

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it