The year is 2025. Tumblr is purchased by EA Games, now a subsidiary of Amazon, and converted into an ARG where posting as a feature is paid DLC. High-note posts generate lootbox tokens that you can exchange at your local Whole Foods for lootboxes that contain a random Soylent flavor and a random article of Amazon branded clothing. Nazis still haven’t been banned.
me: wassup bro lol
god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)