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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pipermintz

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"


and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

molabuddy
molabuddy

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

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it looked like this

saltedsour

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dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

molabuddy

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

luriyowell
greghatecrimes

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House drugged that coffee btw

meraarts

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

hyumjim

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

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alastaircarstairsdefenselawyer

if anyone's wondering what this is about, a woman died from an allergic reaction at a restaurant in a Disney park after repeatedly confirming that the food was allergen-free, and Disney is claiming that because her husband signed up for a free trial of Disney+ a few years ago, he waived all rights to sue them for any reason. i wish i was joking.