Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
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when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better
the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO
"ohhhh i'm an influencerrr" you are a shill. you are the fucking slap chop guy. sell me some oxyclean
at least billy mays had the dignity of snorting a huge line of cocaine and just yelling grinningly at us about Product. you are on instiktam.com doing a little dance like a circus animal. you are giving yourself airs over being a costumed street corner mascot for a car dealership. you don't even have a close enough relationship to the product you're pushing to call yourself a huckster. be ashamed
