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Just Another Asshole

@our-cool-jenny

Swimming away from your lies
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MDNI 🔞

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Summary: After the death of your brother and his wife. You find yourself adjusting to a new role in your life. A single parent to your teenage nephew. How do you help him heal? How do you help yourself heal? You're not sure. You don't think you can, until an annoying basketball coach enters your life and turns everything around.

Pairing: Basketball Coach Yoongi x Single Aunt F. Reader

Genre: Romance, Angst, Smut, Strangers to Lovers,

Warnings: Death Of Parents / Brother/ Family, Car Accident (Cause), Swearing, Explicit Sex, Arguments, Physical Fighting, Past Abusive Relationship, Talks Of Domestic Violence, Smoking, grieving, use of the word slut.

A/N: My editing skills are pretty menial as it is. However, if I missed more errors than normal this week, I'm sorry. I've been sick and anxious because, yay, tornado season! Anyway, enjoy!

You look around at the cars parked around the winding sidewalk of the middle school. You are pretty sure that they are the exact same vehicles as before, sitting in their exact same spots. It's almost like they had some unspoken rule about who parked where. You wonder for a moment if you messed up someone's day by parking here again. Sighing, you rest your head in your hand. You haven't been in the dreaded pickup line since Nicky started basketball practice. He would normally go to the gym right after school and wait there with his friends until practice started. You guess that it is one luxury that you will miss.

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yoongi talking about turning 30 (trans. cr.btstranslation_ and tteokminnie)
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Reblogging this in honor of Our Yoongi’s birthday today and also the fact that I just turned 30 a month ago. He is - as always - spitting facts.

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ghostman237 asked:

AAAA II LOVE YOUR ARTTTTTT I save sm of it cause it makes me happy! I especially love the itafushi and satosugu art! And the one drawing on Himejime >< !! CAN YOU DRAW GIYU MY MANZ, IF YOU DO I'LL GIVE YOU MY CAT(if you wanna and you have time, it's all jokes!!) :3

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owwllly answered:

I'll find some time to draw all the hashira, since you guys seemed to like the ones I drew 😭❤

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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

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I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

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Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

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who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

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sunamour-archived-deactivated20

misbehaving;

synopsis you’ve long since known that you would mean nothing more to gojo satoru than just another lay, but this time, you’ve had enough.

genre smut, angst, modern au | gojo x reader, sukuna x reader

content warning explicit smut (mdni), name-calling, female reader, unprotected sex, unrequited love, more angst than smut really, not proofread

word count 1.5k

notes idk how this came about but i needed to try to get out of a slump, sorry if i’m a little rusty <3 likes & rbs always appreciated.

You’d rather be a little something, than nothing at all.

The party outside drones on, but it’s nothing more than mere background noise for the both of you. You’re sure Getou is going to kill the both of you for ruining his sheets, but right now, neither of you could care less.

“S-Sato—”

His quick hands shoot up to clamp over your mouth, grip impossibly firm around your cheeks, beautiful cerulean eyes emerge from behind his white tresses, looking down at you with a hint of a warning behind their unrelenting glare.

Yes, a simple warning you know all too well: Shut up, you’re about to ruin the illusion.

Seguir leyendo

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If you are feeling disheartened, that you are somehow not enough.. Set your heart ablaze. Dry your eyes and look ahead. You may feel like digging your heels in, but the flow of time waits for no one. It won’t patiently stand by as you grieve.
Don’t feel bad that I’m going to die. As a Hashira, It’s natural that I’d protect you all.
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RODRIGO NO

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So I’m currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:

  1. Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the “big cats in boxes” YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.
  2. Focus on the sections about cancellation
  3. Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.
  4. Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter. 
  5. The day after, when it isn’t cancelled, call back. Ask for “retention” or “loyalty” and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel. 
  6. They’ll ask you why you want to cancel. Say “I don’t want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.” (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)
  7. They’ll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say “as nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.”
  8. When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. They’ll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you aren’t making them process the cancellation. Write down the process – they’ll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or they’ll state that they are sending recovery kits. If it’s the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since it’s prepaid, but if they aren’t sent you’ll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.) 
  9. After all of this has transpired, state “As I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?”
  10. If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.
  11. Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not. 
  12. If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it. 
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smitethepatriarchy

This went from really funny to “holy fuck what kind of nightmare dystopia do we live in that we need to be educated on how to get a company to actually cancel an account with a company that bills you monthly” really fast.

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