Your trollhandle is GATORTUSSLER. You enjoy LONG TREKS through the SWAMPS of TROLL FLORIDA, grilling up SUMPTUOUS FEASTS, which your friends claim are LITERAL POISON, strumming a veritable BUFFET of seadweller-y tunes on your BANJO, and, on occasion, wrestling FAUNA of the CROCODILIAN VARIETY into SUBMISSION, though that's really more of your day job.
She let me hit it because I'm a silly billy