They’ve started using “my neck my back” in a dove commercial. I just think people should know
Crocheted Coral Reef by Tori Auerhan
I've been heading down a bit of a rabbit hole lately looking at incredible free-from crochet. Check out this gorgeous art work from Tori Auerhan. If you click through to Tori’s Instagram page (linked below) you will see some many amazing things, including a coral reef that glows in the dark! Inspired much??
photos by @toriauerhan on Instagram: top, bottom
My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times
fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard
ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho
this image made me quit my job.
I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.
This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.
I am not fucking around, I just now learned that Cave Johnson is a fictional business man from portal 2 and not an alt-right internet personality as many infowars edits of the lemon rant had led me to believe.
idk where all of this weed-smoke discourse erupted from, but “weed is fine and you shouldn’t be a snitch about it” and “don’t burn plant matter in public spaces where someone you don’t know might have, like, a lung condition” are two sentiments that can and do coexist. i have asthma and i hang out with stoners pretty much constantly. i’ve never felt the urge to snitch and no one has ever blatantly disrespected my avoidance of smoke. they’re always eager to help keep it away from me when needed, which isn’t difficult to do. i hate to say this, but my only takeaway from a hypothetical scenario in which a stoner is blasting weed smoke in public like a dragon and an asthmatic feels the need to involve the cops is that both individuals are unpleasant and i don’t want to be around either of them lmao
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
“it wants to live” is the funniest possible conclusion mac could draw from the fact that the yuck puddle feasts on flesh and leaves bones behind