Hope everyone's aware that with two simultaneous chapters we have twice the chances of witnessing the birth of new unhinged fucked up sexymen the likes of which humanity is not yet ready for.
Two sexymen… Humanity won’t survive the birth of TWO sexymen on the same day…
painless-voids asked:
Hello, Riggy-bot. I believe it would be in your best interest to go back to Earth, if possible. The clone of Riggy has passed, and I'm sure they miss you. Getting to a satellite should be possible, if you have boosters.
Also, I'm interested in seeing your code. Mind if I take a look?
robo-runkey answered:
I have been in space for what I feel like has been a much longer time than the week spent on the earth.
I’d like to stay in space. It’s nice up here.
Also, I’m afraid you don’t have the clearance to look at my code, I couldn’t let you even if I wanted too.
Understood. I will not push you to do anything you do not wish to, friend.
painless-voids asked:
Hey dad.
This isn't really about me, but I'm still concerned.
My sister has a friend who'll be staying for some time. He's come from a bad situation, and we're trying to help. The problem is that they met in a mental hospital and they say they love each other. The reason I have a problem with this is because of his situation and their mental problems. Just tonight (the time I'm writing) he talked to my dad about his relationship with my sister and ended up mentioning another girl's name. My sister doesn't know, and I'm worried things will go wrong from here. I don't understand how romance works, but I want my sister to be happy, and make the right choice.
-Voids
your-queer-dad answered:
Hey kiddo, you sound like a lovely and caring sibling. I understand why you would be concerned. Would it maybe be helpful to talk to your parents about this?
- dad x
Actually, he’s left quite a while ago. There ended up being a lot of drama between him and my sister. He eventually left to be with one of his parents.
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))
We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.
Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.
He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)
Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.
She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.
She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess
Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)
My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)
Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"
This man is so interesting. Like. The misogyny is bad. I’m not gonna ignore that. But. We need to study him. And his thoughts. It’s so weird. He’s so awful and so wonderful at the same time. He must be studied in an underground secret lab.
So, random thing. I used to do ballet. I only stopped because COVID happened. The thing is, there were only girls. Girls of various ages. Mostly teens and pre-teens. I’m not sure why there weren’t any boys. I still enjoyed it though.
I. LOVED his movie! Stone's character being just kinda neutral but completely loyal to Robotnik! He literally calls Tails adorable they do not fight ever. and his heartbreak when Robotnik shows more care to his grandpa and when he's fired (saddest break up scene ever). I love him so much. I also hope that there'll be a Sonic.exe reference in the next film bc it'd be funny. And SHADOW AUGH. They all make me sick just- the parallels between Sonic and Shadow!! Anyways great movie 10/10
I should add, however, I am MAD they destroyed the moon. The just- why’d that happen? We need the moon. We need her for the oceans. She didn’t deserve her fate.
I. LOVED his movie! Stone’s character being just kinda neutral but completely loyal to Robotnik! He literally calls Tails adorable they do not fight ever. and his heartbreak when Robotnik shows more care to his grandpa and when he’s fired (saddest break up scene ever). I love him so much. I also hope that there’ll be a Sonic.exe reference in the next film bc it’d be funny. And SHADOW AUGH. They all make me sick just- the parallels between Sonic and Shadow!! Anyways great movie 10/10
Hey, medical people on tumblr, my mom got a hernia and is in the er. I don't know much about this, and I'm honestly scared. Even if I don't show it. I just need to know she'll be ok. I'm currently home alone right now as my dad is taking my older sister to work. So I just need someone who knows about this stuff to tell me that everything will be ok.
please. My dad is with my mom who has pneumonia. I’m really scared. To the point it physically hurts. I’m home alone and really worried. I need to know that everything will be ok.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*
World Heritage Post
reblogging again… need it bad lol
Sure why not, what’s the worst that could happen
Fucck I guess
I’m confident this is the good luck post I need
I’m not superstitious but why not.
Screw it. It’s never worked before, but I might as well try again.
