girlwithfish:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

Going to a seder at a family friend’s place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I’m just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family’s youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.

Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.

ALT

anistarrose:

bigenderweed:

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[ID: a photo of Neil, a rat, sitting in front of a toy xylophone. It’s captioned “Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006.” End ID.]

theweirdwideweb:

transmechanicus:

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

alexandriaocasiocortez:

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There’s very little I wouldn’t do for $1,000

xenoliith:

whatcoloristhatcat:

cocoloveyume:

black with moderate white spotting

sleepy with moderate comfortable

bbasch:

bbasch:

those dragon age origins mods that make the characters look like scene girls

someone take these girls back to hot topic

damazcuz:

I say “oh don’t worry he doesn’t bite” and you’re confused because you don’t see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

taran-wanderer:

tf2 themed drag queen named Anita Dispenser

angelmaking:

belly of the beast

hotvampireadjacent:

The news the past few weeks

the-capricious-one:

transmechanicus:

iamoutofideas:

lakemojave:

You don’t like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

bada boom 😔

mysterypuppy:

Lets orbit around mama

kemonododo:

A Story About Taking in a Strange Creature by Ishida Umi