A LITTLE INTRODUCTION

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Hi I’m Pankake or Lols, which ever you prefer to call me. Aspiring game dev and artist. I am non-binary(questioning genderfluid) and use She/They/He/It pronouns.

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the-fogborn-real asked:

thoughts on the Minecraft movie

pukicho answered:

You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? “ohh I’m jack black, I’m going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!” Catchphrase!!! “ohh I’m gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it’s Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!” “I’m jack black, I’m going to do a kick, and then at the same time I’m going to say out loud "Karate KICK” and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE

I understand that he’s nice and all, so he gets a pass. It’s always ’Just let him do his thing, he’s a friendly guy :)’ - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he’s so nice, why has he hurt me?

pukicho

Turns out he's not even nice. It's a shtick. I fucking rule. I RULE!!!

jonahmagnus

zaiofender

my savior

jonahmagnus

9375608084

A voice talking behind a grey door in the Dark World of Deltarune, saying "Kris? Kriiiis. Kris!"

Susie emerges from the door and says "Kris? Hell are you doing here, man?" She closes the door. "And what, uh, even is this place, actually?" Susie pauses, then says "...Kris?"

Susie: "what...? Kris, we, uh, we gotta get out of here, man. I dunno what's going on with you, but we managed to find the fou-" Kris, interrupting: "You never asked me that. If I was okay before. It never. It didn't occur to you. At the time. At school." Susie: "I...Oh." One of the panels show Kris holding a dark crystal.

Kris: "I didn't mind before, honestly. When you did the apple thing; I know why you did. I know what I took from you. I know it shouldn't be me here." Susie sits with Kris on the shore.

Susie: "What? Took from me? The hell'd you take from me? OTHER than a kick-ass pie I helped your mom bake, of course." Susie waits for a reaction, gets none, and continues: "But, uh, nah. You didn't take anything from me. I just."

Susie: "I was a shitty friend. And, uh, even shittier before then. And I... I guess I didn't even say sorry for it, huh." Kris: "But you were right, back then." This text box is covering up Susie's, which says "What? No, that isn't true K-"

The panel flashes back to the Newest Girl blog post where Susie is grabbing Kris by their shirt, with Kris narrating over, "You told me. The day you're gone, is the day your mom finally realizes, and Dad finally sees, and Asriel finally, finally admits how much better they are without you."

A new scene, where Kris is sitting on their bed, Asriel is moving out, and the backdrop looks like light piercing through ocean water. Kris: "I know what I'm like. What I do to them. Incessant. I don't know how to stop. I can't be anything else but this."

The panel is completely black. Kris: "Susie?" Susie replies: "...Yeah?"

The panel shows Kris in their bathroom. Their arm is bloody and bandaged. They have their head in their arms, sitting right beside the door. Kris: "I don't...I don't want to be here, anymore. I don't think I have for a long time." The panel goes back to the present scene on the shore. Susie: "Kris, this... You've felt like this? This whole time?"

Susie: "Kris you should've, I dunno, that wasn't...You should've knocked some sense into me, or something? Should'a told on me to Alphys the second I opened my mouth. Geez, Kris, you can't just-" Kris answers tersely: "...what." Susie: "...Why the hell'd you ever let me get away with that crap?"

Kris: "I don't know." Kris seems to start melting down the page. You can see the shadow crystal gliding along with them. Kris: "I think. I agreed with you. And after you said it, it finally clicked in my head. Some night later, I decided that I. I got home, and, I-" The panel is cracking, and shows the wagon and cage, a tub filling with water, shoes on a curb, a picture of them with Noelle, Azzy, and Dess, and an open pill bottle. The crystal looks bloody.

The panel jumps back to reality, where they let go of the shadow crystal into the water, making a wake.

A panel of Kris at some point in time, reaching towards something obscured by a blood splatter. Another image is Kris in bed, clutching their chest. Kris: "I failed."

They are back on the shore again. Kris: "Not even good enough to die." Kris smiles at Susie, but Susie can't look back at them.

Kris is about to say, "I'm tired", but is interrupted by Susie quietly going "sorry." Kris turns their head to see Susie and sees she's hugging them.

They sit there for a moment, and then Susie tightens her hug and says even quieter, "I'm so sorry."

Kris looks at her, then slowly hugs her back.

They hug on the shore, and in the foreground you see the shadow crystal, bobbing in the water.

Various Definitions.

Wake, verb: To rouse from or as if from sleeping.
Wake, noun: The track left by a moving body (such as a ship) in a fluid (such as water).
Wake, noun (2): A watch held over the body of a dead person prior to burial.
Wake, comic:

jonahmagnus

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

vedajuno

Spamton: HEY THERE [LIL FREAK] YOU [WAN/NA BUY A WA//TCH] AT [NO EXTRA] [NO REFUNDDD]

Kris: *looks into an alley and sees this*

Kris: Oh I must help this man out at all costs we’ve got to make friends with this guy we’ve gotta

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divrce

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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exuberantocean

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

exuberantocean

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

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becherdireinen

i love how we pick up habits and phrases from people we love and it sticks with us for so long it becomes a piece of us making us a museum of all the people we've ever loved.

YESSSS HEHEE

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