oh, honey

Peter b Parker: so who’s president here anyway?
Miles: Bernie Sanders? Term is almost up though but Michelle Obama is running in the next election. Who’s president in your universe?
Peter:

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tokoshi:
my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
Is your therapist washing you?

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I was so into you but you fucked that up

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once i catch a different vibe, you get a different me

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when people don’t shut up about being drunk

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i like my men

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coolcatgroup:
“ a-song-of-rivers:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ drfitzmonster:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ chemicalkin:
“ Stop what you’re doing.
Canadian lynx also do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their leg stuck...

caragh:
“ wonderytho:
“Me irl
”
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I...

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thor-lesbian-rights:

Everyone on tumblr rn

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official-mugi:
“ kiefeon:
“ allmonds:
“Invite them in
”
theyre vampires
”
so invite them in
”

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