It’s the summer of 1991. Your parents went to work and left you and your sibling to fend for yourselves. You go into the kitchen to find something to eat and the Ninja Turtles come flying out of one of your cabinets. “The fuck?” you think, but don’t actually say out loud for fear of being snitched on. They offer you up their Chef Boyardee pasta. You think it tastes horrible but your sibling says “You have to heat it, geekasaurus rex.” After heating it, you think it tastes pretty good. Raphael starts doing flips and distracts you, and Mikey steals your food. You’re mad but Raph calms you down. Life is good.
