lawyer voice. let's see here. on the 4th of february you reblogged a video with the tags "killing that man" and "attacka and killa you with a branch." however, just six days earlier, you had reblogged a gifset of the very same man and indicated in the tags that you would like to *checks notes* ahem, "sex him so good he say blah blah blah"
i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”
therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business
googling master degree programs that are true and beautiful and master degrees that are a vibe
I've been obsessing over the tulips and daffodils I want to plant on my hypothetical balcony for the last 3 days so something has to be bothering me but I haven't figured out what it is yet
I have made a poor financial decision.
guys all the bulbs i spent 200 real US dollars on are coming up 3 months early. idk if i'll have any flowers in the spring they're all coming up now and using all their energy sprouting in my parents' garage looking for light they will never find. there's nothing i can do to stop them. every day i see more sprouts. all i can do is watch my money slowly slip farther and farther down the drain.
