Hello I post funny things on tumblr and people like them sometimes. // Blog Intro! // Call me Pho/Ki (she/they)
ALTme too, mumbo. me too
type of guy who refuses to give his buddy the answer on a test question, not because it’s the morally right thing to do, but because he’s already given up so much of himself that he’s being selfish with what little he has left
type of guy who refuses to give his buddy the answer on a test question, not because it’s the morally right thing to do, but because he’s already given up so much of himself that he’s being selfish with what little he has left
NEVER underestimate the power of a fresh fruit in times of despair
me: the world is full of suffering and grieving, it feels as if my life is falling to pieces and there is nothing i can do to address any of the problems that plague my existence
*bites into an apple*
me: the world is full of hope and joy and love, so long as we give it space to exist, because even in our darkest moments we will triumph and be okay if we do not give in to the horrors that surround us
NEVER underestimate the power of a fresh fruit in times of despair
this sucks so bad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) divide my personality into different characters and solve personal dilemmas by having debate-style discussions with them
i don’t want to blame All my misfortunes from today on the piece of glass i just found in my foot, but well it certainly wasn’t helping
ALTanother banger from my half baked tumblr draft archive. anybody else ever think about life series boys
ALTi'm sorry women... i have failed you. walks directly into a lava tra
another common win for feminism
beta design of joel as a trickster fae who lives in a village of mushrooms. he steals and robs other misadventurers. he’s a silly guy.
