sana-kan:

cure-typhoon:

THE CUNTY MUG

thememedaddy:

guidancerune:

ratcandy:

we just keep naming bugs like this

werewiire:

shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:

op also frequently posted to PUA subs

toskarin:

now of course I don’t use tonetags and my posts can be confusing because of this, but also I speak in flat affect in real life and half of my jokes are me saying something confusing in a very serious voice, so it’s all part of the immersive experience

parabiota:

needsmoretigers:

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i’m playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

Yeah it’s kind of weird. Hang on I think I just noticed a new door in my house

psychuan:

soupevil:

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

this fucking video has two punchlines it’s incredible

goldensunset:

if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something