Shinsou: You're pathetic!

Y/n: You're pathetic-er!

Aizawa visibly annoyed: You're both losers.

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Y/n, standing on a chair, yelling: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Aizawa: You’re a hazard to society

Shinsou: And a coward. DO TWENTY!

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*Y/n and Shinsou sitting in jail together*

Shinsou: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call Aizawa, but I feel safer in jail

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Aizawa, driving Y/n and Shinsou: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aizawa: What?

Shinsou: We almost got kidnapped.

Aizawa: Oh, okay.

Aizawa, *slams on the breaks*: WAIT WHAT?!

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*Family gambling night*

Shinsou, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Eri, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Y/n, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!!

Aizawa, trembling: What are we playing?

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Aizawa: You have to apologize to Y/n

Bakugou: Fine.

Bakugou: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Shoto in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Y/n, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Bakugou: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

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Deku, visibly concerned: You know those things will kill you, right?

Aizawa, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Shinsou, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Y/n *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Y/n, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Hawks, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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