Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
Hi guys. This post ain’t about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it’s about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It’s the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can’t be prosecuted.
The “firemen cheat” thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to “thinkers” don’t be fuckin classist, and “watch out for Farriers” is maybe the funniest thing anyone’s ever said on this post.
like the fuck are they gonna do lmao
Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious
There used to be a trope in smut that the farrier was like the milkman (ie, would be diddling other men’s wives while they were at work) because like milkmen/delivery drivers/travelling salesmen they would deal with the lady of the house while the man was out at work somewhere else (In the case of farriers, usually that the farmer would be managing the stock somewhere out on the land, and the farmwife would be at the barn with the horses, in a stately home scenario it would be that the lady of the house’s horse was lame, or in the case of carriage horses and urban ostlers usually the stock characters would be the farrier and the maid-of-all-work sent to look after him)
…But this is a mildly amusing joke from Regency-through-to-Edwardian-era porn, that is amazing to see in the wild in 2025, not a serious point about how police conspire to hide the domestic violence done by other police officers.
if you’re shipping two thirty-year-old dudes in a fifty-year-old show that’s not [old man] yaoi that’s old [man yaoi]. don’t forget order of operations.
The number of times I saw MASH in the tags is correct.
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