The Dread Wolf’s Heart…
“Where I am going is terrible”
“It won’t be terrible if you’re with me”
draw astarion’s face for me >:) go my scarabs!
(get silly with it)AHAHAHSIHDAID
I’m your scarab and I made this one. I laughed so hard Imao
do you think that dalish weddings ceremonies have rituals to “appease the dread wolf” as a blessing for the couple? like dressing up the fen’harel statue at the edge of camp with flowers and burning strong incense near it so he cant catch their scent. or symbolically “tricking” the wedding guests by baking a single pepper into the cake that ends up in someone’s slice for fen’harel’s enjoyment. basically doing things to make sure fen’harel doesn’t feel neglected so he won’t bring nightmares to your wedding night and misfortune to the marriage
and when lavellan marries the dread wolf she gets great amusement out of dressing him in flowers and giving him spicy cake
“I want a gamer gf so we can fuck while playing games ;)”
unfortunately the landsmeet requires all of my concentration. it is down to me to ensure the throne of ferelden passes into safe hands
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
so kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor!