ohg. did a little animation
nothing complicated. guy angry about being trapped in a gif.
lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend
Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying
Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.
What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
BILL NYE SAID ACE RIGHTS!!!
BILL NYE SAID GENDERFLUID RIGHTS!!!
BILL NYE SAID QUEER RIGHTS!!!
alright folks, who's your weird regular? we have "snake guy" who always has a snake crawling on his arm (i've posted pics of it on here before)
yeah I don't think anything beats this one.
im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened
i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast
rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
LMAO IM CRYING 😭