we need a film where the opening scene features a protagonist coughing up what is very clearly an eggsac. i don't have a plot synopsis we should just start and go from there
thanks for letting me know! why are we waterboarding me
this got labelled as "Mature" content and I'm so curious whether it was:
- the implied gender neutral/parasitic alien pregnancy
- or the waterboarding that did it
lol genuinely forgot that i'm transgender online in 2025. mystery solved people 😂
(twitter really liked this so i figured all of you should see it too :))
felt a bit silly and drew @bearsintreesofficial (very silly) while listening to the jeopardy theme song on loop last night
(twitter really liked this so i figured all of you should see it too :))
felt a bit silly and drew @bearsintreesofficial (very silly) while listening to the jeopardy theme song on loop last night
chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.
it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.
chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point
but in this case, it's a blessing in disguise.
i need more posts in this genre
[ID 1: a screenshot of a post from yuttikkele
"hey gamers l've started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock"
end ID 1]
[ID 2: a screenshot of a post from modernchemical
"watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i don't think anyone's ever thought of that before"
end ID 2]
there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog