JayJay Pissmermaid III

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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we need a film where the opening scene features a protagonist coughing up what is very clearly an eggsac. i don't have a plot synopsis we should just start and go from there

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i think tumblr fucky wucky'd and made this post twice. the notes on both are unique, and their post time is 1min apart

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thanks for letting me know! why are we waterboarding me

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this got labelled as "Mature" content and I'm so curious whether it was:

  1. the implied gender neutral/parasitic alien pregnancy
  2. or the waterboarding that did it
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lol genuinely forgot that i'm transgender online in 2025. mystery solved people 😂

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wolfertinger666

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

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chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point

but in this case, it's a blessing in disguise.

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for those that don't know.

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i need more posts in this genre

[ID 1: a screenshot of a post from yuttikkele

"hey gamers l've started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock"

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[ID 2: a screenshot of a post from modernchemical

"watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i don't think anyone's ever thought of that before"

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