brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6
(via trans-mouse)
well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she’s plural and has three flavors. now she’s trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me
the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me
…are you a french infantryman invading russia?
Was this about that bitch from rwby
this is about napoleon
dynamite?
[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.
(via ponett)

Anonymous asked:
Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:
I didn’t censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site
Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
(via frenzyarts)
Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?
(via kissingagrumpygiant)
deepleffen’s tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain
(via demilypyro)
Jan 9 is Vivi’s bday, and, after 3 years, I finally made a proper ref for him \o/
(via nights-at-crystarium)
how to develop oc
- give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion
- ask yourself why
- think about it too much
- congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory
(via frostbitten-in-hell)