take care, you little scribble
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WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO
poob DOESN’T have it for me. they’ve had ENOUGH of me
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req’d by @popsicletheduck
sigh. here let me help hand me a shovel
text: It’s not a rabbit hole, I have a shovel and I’m digging
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the reason so many characters who “use humor to mask the pain” or “are assholes with hearts that care DEEP down” are mischaracterized in fan content is because fans would like to explore the more vulnerable side implied but not shown all the time in the source, but in doing so forget the outer layer the character actually acts like most of the time, which then echoes as fans begin to immerse themselves in fan content exclusively without going back to the source for a long time. that is to say that you cant separate the outside self a character presents to others from their inner self and insecurities they are and have inside - they may have issues, but theyre still funny and/or an asshole
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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
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a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it’s been there for years and they never “stock” it so it’s just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn’t fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today… NOW PAINTED
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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can’t work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone’s like “ahaha jobless people have no life and that’s why everyone shitty online has No Job” and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you’re so right. anyway if you’ll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I’ll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.
btw this isn’t solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable… frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it’s because you’ve fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i’m at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.
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The lack of muppet show in our society is so upsetting I want to see Chappell Roan backed up by chickens in sparkly outfits
okay I’ve still been thinking about this months later. Here’s the pitch.
- We open with Chappell and Kermit having a discussion in his office. He asks her who she would like to open for her. She says, well, usually she has drag performers open for her. Kermit worries, says the Muppets don’t have anyone who does Drag. Chappell asks “then who did she pass outside?” Kermit opens the door. Half the cast is in drag, waiting in line to audition to be Chappell’s opener.
- Miss Piggy is very upset because she thinks Chappell is moving in on Kermit/her general persona. Similar to her Ethel Merman dynamic.
- Sam the Eagle is very upset because he thinks Chappell is going to be a controversial appearance on the show. Kermit asks him why. Sam admits he’s not sure, but he knows people are upset about the drag thing. Kermit calls a friend of his (ideally a Black Drag queen, who is Chappell’s actual opener), who tells Sam that drag is an important art form. Sam then gets excited that the Muppets are promoting “real art” as opposed to their normal “low-brow trash” and immediately recants all of his worries about this performance.
- Gogolala Jubilee Jugband backing up Chappell performing “The Giver”
- Fozzie comes out to perform his set in a dress. Statler and Waldorf boo him, telling him that he’s not automatically funnier just because he’s in drag. Fozzie is confused, says that it’s laundry day and this is what was less in his closet.
- Aforementioned Camilla and the Chickens backing up Chappell on “Good Luck Babe.”
- Just before Chappell and Kermit are supposed to do a sketch, Chappell calls Miss Piggy to her dressing room to ask Piggy to cover for her because something urgent came up. Piggy is delighted. At the end of the song, Chappell shows up with Janice, who is covered in lipstick marks. If allowed, there is a joke about the passenger seat.
- Beaker and Honeydew are confirmed to be married.
- Gonzo’s stunt segment includes him declaring himself a drag king. It is unclear if he knows what that means, or if he’s making a statement.
- Finale is Chappell doing Pink Pony Club with near-full Muppet cast support, all in drag, similar to Elton John’s Crocodile Rock featuring the Muppets.
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there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)
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