LISTEN. all I want is a Big Strong Girlfriend and a Fancy Foppish Boyfriend is that SO MUCH to fucking ask. and they're both taller than me.
I want to tenderly bandage my boyfriend's finger as he tearfully recounts how he got a paper cut while our girlfriend drags home the deer she caught with her bare hands to lovingly feed us through the cold, cold winter. What's so fucking hard to understand.
You may be wondering what I contribute to this hypothetical polyamorous thruple, and the answer is quite simple. I’m the one with a job.