notkatniss:

notkatniss:

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

killz0ne3:

killz0ne3:

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don’t even realise I don’t mean setting a CD on fire

louisegluckpdf:

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say “oh not so great” or something. it’s always like ohh okay i see we’re being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

chronurgy:

You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

great-and-small:

We are hitting peak bird migration season in the United States with hundreds of millions of birds making their way north this weekend. Artificial light can be extremely confusing and disorienting for these birds as they migrate! Please make sure to “go dark” and turn off any unnecessary lights around your home. Your avian neighbors are counting on you to help them on this perilous journey. Lights out this weekend!

Bird migration forecast map is from BirdCast, where you can find more information and live updates.

kavuma-blogs:

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PARENT IF YOUR CHILD IS GAY OR LESBIAN. YOU ARE A BAD PARENT IF YOU DON’T SHOW YOUR GAY OR LESBIAN CHILD UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Me to me: I hope I really don’t have to call the school and ask @termsxd where we got his charger for the car bc I need one in the house.

*pulls up to the store and takes phone off his charger*

*sees brand name of charger on the cord*

Me to me: guess I’m going to Target next! 🤣🤣🤣🤣