Housekeeping

- Pronouns: Pencil is she, Paper is they/them or thon

- We have a podcast where we try to make the ideas good and also answer RPG questions. Transcripts (working on getting up to date with those)

- We make games! We have a Discord for our games, even! https://discord.gg/ BHKp9MaAKD

- We have a Patreon! Bonus podcast episodes, and other fun stuff every month! And we have MERCH!

- RPG Term Glossary

- Actual Advice

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Anonymous said:

The niche of ants is instead filled in the setting by tiny, colonial gorillas. Instead of anteaters, there are apeeaters that raid their nests.

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Anonymous said:

A good-natured cat dies and awakens in hell. He is told that this is specifically Mouse Hell, which is the same place as Cat Heaven.

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April Fools!

I replaced your breakfast with Count Strahd, get pranked!

Weird RPG Question

I have been looking through Tremulus, a horror RPG! It has various seeds for a spooky location, and in the original, all the various seeds were arranged to form a coherent story.

In this expansion, it seems they’re not, but I connected them before I noticed this and I refuse to change my notes. So I’m making it work by brute force.

As such, my new question is this - does anyone have any ideas how the fuck a sinking cruise liner somehow ends up in the middle of the Gobi Desert, which is notable for being several thousand miles inland and having no water?

Any answers welcome.

Anonymous said:

The campaign features four factions fighting over a McGuffin: one faction that seeks to protect it, one faction that seeks to exploit it, one faction that seeks to destroy it, and one faction that doesn't even want the McGuffin, but is just financially profitting off the other three sides fighting over it.

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Sorry for serious post

But you may have heard the UK is massively cutting disability benefits, which is really bad for me, a disabled.

I know a change.org petition is, like, the cliche of ineffective activism, but this one was made by a labour MP during a labour rebellion so it might have more effect. Even if not, it’s at least doing something. So please sign and share, if you’re able to.

Sorry again, back to the funnies soon.

  • Pencil
Anonymous said:

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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Anonymous said:

war elephants that can launch their tusks like missiles, exploding into shards of ivory upon impact that deal splash damage. the tusk takes 30 seconds to regrow before it can fire again

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Anonymous said:

Spell of Rex-orcism, restores all players affected by status ailment Possession by dinosaur ghosts

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Exciting update!

Our corpomancer game - magical cyberpunk with companies run by gods - is now at the playtesting stage!

If anyone’s interested, come join our pencil/paper games discord! Link is in the pinned post!

-Pencil