gonna hang myself from dan and phil’s bondage bar
no but i get like 75% off still so it’s not that expensive. it’s supposed to end when you’re 25 but they just raised it to 28, except they don’t know if that’ll last or not so that’s why they called me in cause they’re like lets get all the 25-28 year olds in real quick before they change it back lmao
i’m not sure if this is a valid critique or if it’s just a very specific issue i’m having because i want to gif things but dan… phil… i know you were excited about all the different camera angles you had for this show… but was it necessary to cut between them THAT frequently. i feel like we could have lingered a little longer on some of these shots
since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke
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I fear the choose the 23 for the livestream so it can be available for a week and then they can be free for April fools
heavy drawn out sigh . i suppose we will see what happens
they tell stories like they've been married for 40 years
Transcript:
DAN: Don't think– None of you understand. None of you understand.
PHIL: I was like do you understand–
DAN: None of you understand.
PHIL: I was like do you understand that I have...
So are you saying that the audience gave us a more comfy place to come out?
going to the dentist if i have a cavity or anything else of note i'll end it all
zero cavities 26 years going strong i’m unkillable
not quite how it works here i’m afraid
going to the dentist if i have a cavity or anything else of note i’ll end it all
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